ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(Source: meladoodle)

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staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

(Source: shampoo)

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